39 réflexions au sujet de “quelque chose de quelque chose de Charles II”

  1. Did you just say CHARLES II? *cleares throat*

    My name is, my name is
    My name is, Charles the Second!

    I love the people
    And the people love me
    So much that they restored
    The English monarchy!

    I’m part Scottish, French, Italian
    A little bit Dane
    But one hundred percent party animal

    Spaniels I adored
    Named after me too
    Like me, they were fun
    With a nutty hair do!

    Is today my birthday?
    I can’t recall
    Let’s have a party anyway
    Because I love a masked ball!

    All hail, the king!
    Of bling! Let’s sing!
    Bells ring! Ding ding!
    I’m the king who brought back partying!

    King Charles, my daddy
    Lost his throne and kings were banned
    They chopped off his head
    Then Olly Cromwell ruled the land

    Old Olly wasn’t jolly
    He was glum, and he was proud
    Would be miserable as sin
    Only sinning’s not allowed!

    When Olly died, the people said
    ‘Charlie, me hearty!
    Get rid of his dull laws
    Come back, we’d rather party! ‘

    This action’s what they called
    The monarchy restoration
    Which naturally was followed
    By a huge celebration!

    The King of Eng! (Land say!)
    No sin! Too sing! (Okay!)
    Or anything!
    All say, I’m the king who brought back partying!

    Great London Fire was a whopper!
    In my reign, London city came a-cropper!
    So this king did what was right and proper
    Fought the fire, proved I’m more than a bopper
    I’m a fire stopper!

    Married Catherine Braganza
    She was a love so true
    There would never be another
    Well… Maybe one or two!

    Lucy Walter, Nell Gwynne
    Moll Davies, Barbara Villiers
    You think that’s bad
    But her name’s not as silly as…
    Hortense Mancini!

    As king, I must admit I broke the wedding rules
    But who cares when I brought back the crown jewels?
    I reinstated Christmas make up, sports and even plays
    I was the merry monarch, they were good old days!

    When said and done!
    King Charles did run!
    England for fun!
    I was the king loved by everyone
    My song is done!

    Party anyone?

  2. I saw it, I clicked, it wouldn’t load so I ignore it. I see it three more times today. Finally I say fuck it. I open in browser, it takes forever to load for some reason but I see it. Meh. I shrug it off, and go about my day. Hours later I’m scrolling down. I see that face, and my imagination animated for me, and I laughed at this stupid joke out loud. The fourth time I saw it. God… Upvote.

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