26 réflexions au sujet de “Patienter… Le quel fu…”

  1. I don’t want to have to admit how many times I watched this all the way through before I finally caught what was happening. I was like big deal he hit a home run

  2. All I’m saying is that if it works it works. For the high jump which started in the Olympics in 1896 they used to run and jump over it forwards. It was not until 72 years later in 1968 where somebody decided that jumping over backwards was better and fuckin killed it. This batting methods seems like it could better utilize rotational force and hit harder maybe.

  3. Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

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